Travesty

Cosmopolitan's newest list of the World's Sexiest Men has Johnny Depp (#1) beating out Daniel Craig (#4). Yes, I quite agree--unbelievable. And the even greater travesty: Justin Timberlake (#7) scores ahead of Christian Bale (#11).

This only proves that Cosmopolitan's voting audience is comprised of masses of giggly, awkward, acne-prone adolescents who prefer femme-sexy to traditional, rawboned manliness.