Inanity of the Day

It's Holy Thursday, and I should be focusing on Holy Things, but this was too ridiculous to pass up.

'I went to the teacher to get her approval [to give the students Easter eggs filled with jellybeans] and she wanted to ask the administration to see if it was okay,' Jessica said.

'She said that I could do it as long as I called this treat "spring spheres". I couldn't call them Easter eggs.'

The kids didn't buy it. Regardless of what the teacher said, the students cooed with delight over the "Easter eggs."